I have always been intrigued by the journals that young girls keep. they are like dollhouses. once you look inside them, the rest of the world seems very far away.
Rachel Klein (via dailydoseofquotes)
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Tina Fey (via letthemstopandstare)
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This is not the only place such an opportunity has been
gathered
but it was one place
And you weren’t here
gathered
Tom Wayman’s Did I miss Anything?
Writing is the hardest job in the world, and I think every writer will attest to that. It’s just— it’s hard work. You’re just by yourself a lot, and you eat kit-kat bars, and you hate yourself, and you cry in the shower, then you write again.
Donald Glover (via korifish)
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I love getting out of bed to go to the bathroom when its cold out
Not because I enjoy being cold, though I do like the way those cold tiles feel as you dance across them. No I love it because I know that when I get back to bed I can crawl back into my already warm covers and drift away into a land where there is nothing to care about. I can cocoon myself in the comforter I have had for years. Bury myself in the womb of my twin bed.
This fierce lady is Juana Galán. She was a Spanish heroine known for beating Napoleon’s troops out of her village during the Peninsula War (1808-1814). During the Battle of Valdepeñas in June, 1808, there weren’t enough men to defend the village from invading French troops. Juana, who was about 21 years old at the time, immediately rallied all of the women in the village to plan a defense strategy. When the French troops marched into the village, the women dumped boiling oil on top of them. As for Juana? She stood in the street with a large club and beat seven shades of shit out of any French soldier that crossed her path. The French beat a hasty retreat from the village, never to return, and Juana was declared a hero. Her combined intelligence, courage, beauty, and general badassery make Juana my ultimate history crush.
Holy shiiiiiiiit
wait omg lolllllllll my grandmother used to tell me this as a bedtime story when i was little. hell yeah, grandma. good choice.
